Funnies..

A few lawyer funnies..who doesnt like to make fun of lawyers?? BTW, I got this from a lawyer..

• What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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  What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
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  What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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  Where can you find a good lawyer? In the cemetery.